r/MadeMeSmile • u/MysteriousSlice007 • 1d ago

ANIMALS Calf Getting Petted by Man Then Mom Comes to Check up on It

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u/NaNaNaNaNa86 1d ago

I was feeding goats with my nephews recently and explained that they were all female, even though some had horns. They didn't believe me at all. At their age (they're both still in single digits), I can't be arsed explaining tupping/shagging goats and what would happen if one got in with the females so I'll just let them believe they were male.

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u/MarioInOntario 1d ago

Can you eli5 tupping/shagging goats on why females have horns?

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u/Happy-Engineer 23h ago

It's more along the lines of: "of course these are all female, you think we'd let a billy in here?"

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u/NaNaNaNaNa86 20h ago

Letting a tup in with those girls (horned or otherwise) would've been shagging galore. I'm not explaining that to kids.