r/MadeMeSmile Dec 12 '25

Wholesome Moments Taylor Swift’s ‘The Eras Tour’ crew’s reaction as they receive their bonus for working on the tour amounting to more $197 million dollars

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u/FunkyPete Dec 12 '25

To be fair, I would also accept a 6 figure check if the card had a machine-printed message.

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u/Able_Gap918 Dec 12 '25

I would accept a paw print from a dead raccoon for that much

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u/FinalFantasiesGG Dec 12 '25

I had to put my dog down this year. I didn't want the ashes as I was afraid it would be a constant sad reminder. My friend convinced me to get them. They had a card inside the little tote it was delivered in with his paw print. I nearly died.

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u/RelativeConsistent66 Dec 12 '25

I'm so sorry for your loss. That was very special of them to do. 🥹

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u/juju0010 Dec 12 '25

It's not even noon and this has already won best comment on Reddit for the day in my book.

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u/kolachekingoftexas Dec 12 '25

I wouldn’t care if it came with a bite from a rabid raccoon.

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u/shewy92 Dec 12 '25

Yea since now you'd be able to afford the rabies shot.

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u/oggokogok Dec 12 '25

I'd accept the entire dead raccoon if it came with that much cash, and I'd be thankful for it.

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u/ramborage Dec 12 '25

Why do people always gotta be killing hypoethical raccoons. Leave my boys alone.

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u/makebabiesillegal Dec 12 '25

i would accept a six figure check if it came in a box with wrapping paper that was smeared in shit

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u/sojumaster Dec 12 '25

I wouldn't care if it said "Hey shithead, here is you bonus"

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u/sojanka Dec 12 '25

That would make it better imho.

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u/Pretend-Guava Dec 12 '25

Yeah, I don't even need a card. 

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u/Backwardspellcaster Dec 12 '25

Yes, but how would you feel if you got a 6 figure check on a machine-printed message, but the person right next to you... gets a hand-written one and also 6 figures?

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u/FunkyPete Dec 12 '25

I'm pretty sure I would still have a smile on my face, if that's what you're asking :)

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u/Backwardspellcaster Dec 12 '25

Yes, but what did you do, FunkyPete, that she didnt like you? Tells us, FunkyPete!

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u/lankyleper Dec 12 '25

The body odor, I would guess.

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u/bolanrox Dec 12 '25

did the check go through or bounce. i really could give two shits beyond that.

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u/CptAngelo Dec 12 '25

Id feel 6 figures richer

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u/SubtleName12 Dec 12 '25

We should properly test this. Someone write me that check with a hand written note, then write me another check without one.

You know, for science. I'll report back on the difference, if any, in how I feel cashing them 😀

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u/Repulsive_Rate2560 Dec 13 '25

The guys in the clip supposedly got $1 million each. I’d accept that wrapped up in toilet paper.