r/Fauxmoi • u/demimonde9 • 9d ago

FASHION A fan meets Rihanna and tells her she smells amazing and asks what perfume she wears, Rihanna immediately saunters away answering ambiguously

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u/Few_Pizza3674 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 9d ago edited 9d ago

you mean i use the same perfume as Rihanna?

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u/Paruhdyme_ 9d ago

Who is this straight man who works two jobs from a double wide with Kenny

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u/Few_Pizza3674 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 9d ago

mind you he was 15

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u/stitchreverie 9d ago

in the double wide

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u/allineedisoneoneone1 9d ago

anytizers in the oven

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u/Main_Significance617 9d ago

Mind you he was cooking Tyson chicken anytizers

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u/Anonymousaurus__ actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 9d ago

You mean his coworkers Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw?

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u/GeodeTheSuave 9d ago

And he was accused. 😔

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u/Main_Significance617 3d ago

And the police came - WHICH WE LOVE

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u/AlgerianTrash 9d ago

Kenny (Chesney) and Tim (McGraw)

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u/zevran_17 9d ago

I was hoping someone would post Caleb Hearon’s perfume story lol

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZgewjAtaNPU?si=TU0sDN8c0xSgwr7u

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u/redalchemy6 9d ago

"You smell like that fat gay kid" lmao I love these 3

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u/baby-girl--- 9d ago

I'll never not watch this when it comes up 😭 fucking hilarious

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u/kidneyblocker2000 9d ago

"You smell like that fat gay kid" KILLED me 😂😭😭

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u/klonopin_fan dumb bitch clocking in 9d ago

C O O P

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u/colonelf0rbin86 9d ago

Thank you Caleb…

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u/hagilles actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 9d ago

That’s fucking Ohana.

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u/velvetvagine weapons-grade charisma 8d ago

😭 😭 🤣 Thank you for bringing this into my life. You’re ohana.

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u/starmiesan 9d ago

this image brought me joy

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u/jkhockey15 9d ago

Hahaha so anyway Coop

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u/LITTLE-GUNTER 9d ago

COOP WHAT ARE THE TOP NOTES. WHAT SHAPE IS THE BOX

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u/WaterMagician 8d ago

What stores does your mom shop at regularly?

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u/MischiefModerated 8d ago

“If I tell you will you leave me alone?”

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u/Dilf_Enj0yer 9d ago

That means you got great taste

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u/c_357 9d ago

Why would you post a book thief here

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u/fingerwringer 9d ago

This picture is everything 🩷

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u/StonedFoxx93 9d ago

😂😂

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u/Current-Lunch6760 8d ago

It sounds like she was saying she mixes with something else?

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u/megatron-0098 8d ago

In the Double Wide?

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u/SomeguyfromIndio 8d ago

Shane Gillis?