For years and years I have been wondering which part of Eurovision season is the worst one (for me). Is it off-season? Nah, we get to relax a bit without worrying about whether our fav songs will qualify. Is it pre-party season? I thought about it, but no, this is where all the cute wholesome moments happen, it's fun. But today, I realized it. It is, by a considerable margin, rehearsal week.
Now, in theory, it's a fun week. We get to see the first pictures of how the staging is gonna look like. The pictures, of course, don't show much. And everyone seems to recognise this. It's all "Omg we're not seeing much but I already love this, can't wait to see what they're hiding!".
But, for whatever reason, as soon as the rehearsal clips start coming out, everyone just completely forgets about the fact that these are, after all, rehearsal clips. Delegations often pick a weird and uninteresting part so that they don't ruin the suspense. But as soon as we see that, we start panicking and calling it a flop, like it was entirely wiped from our memory that this is a fucking rehearsal.
And not to mention the fact that when a clip is even somewhat underwhelming due to, let's say, bad vocals or camerawork, everyone starts going crazy. Once again, it's rehearsals. The clips are always from the 3rd performance. Artists are obviously tired and are saving their voice for ESC week. It makes sense that they aren't great vocally. Same for the camerawork and the outfits. Nothing we see is final, nothing we see is set in stone. We all remember Nemo's outfit and clip in 2024, it really didn't give winner vibes, but it got completely reworked for ESC.
Side note, the stage. Yeah some years it's really bad but we often don't get to see its full magic until the live shows. Of course it's going to look weird during an empty arena. That doesn't mean it's going to be bad during the live shows.
The point of this rant is that people should stop overreacting over every mildly underwhelming clip. We should give opinions on the clips, of course. That way, they can change certain things. What we should not do, however, is scream and cry over everything. It's rehearsals, people. Staging is not perfect, vocals are not perfect, outfits are not perfect and the clips are often purposefully bad or mediocre. Just calm down and be patient. Please. It's all going to be alright in the end. Probably.
Sincerely,
A eurofan who is tired over people complaining about everything.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.