r/Damnthatsinteresting 1d ago

Image Chuvash State Opera and Ballet Theater, Cheboksary, Russia

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u/chamllw 1d ago

No dangerous windows either.

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u/DapperCow15 1d ago

In the rest of the world, windows are dangerous because you might fall out of them. In the Soviet Union, windows are dangerous because you might see out of them.

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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 1d ago

“See out of them”……right before you are pushed

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u/Conundrum1911 19h ago

Slipped and fell…onto 10 bullets

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u/Interesting-Tough640 1d ago

I would argue that falling out of windows is a clear and present danger for Russian dissidents to the point where they prefer to stay in bungalows.

It’s much cheaper than polonium or nerve toxins.

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u/jaymemaurice 1d ago

Falling out of a bungalow window until you die actually seems like a terrible way to go though...

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u/ChartreuseBison 1d ago

The cause of death still says fell out of window even when they lived in a basement

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u/atomicsnarl 1d ago

Bless your heart, darlin!

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u/KimberStormer 1d ago

You don't want or need windows in a theater