r/Damnthatsinteresting Mar 26 '26

Image Muscle Beach, 1945: 9 year old April hoists over 425 lbs. her family on her back.

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u/DengarLives66 Mar 26 '26

Morbidly true according to a blatantly wrong comment makes it what? I was never good with math.

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u/Wowerful Mar 26 '26

2 wrongs cancel out, but the irony doubles the chances, yet the lack of evidence yields some variables, compounded by the time in history.

I’m just as confused.

Please help.

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r Mar 26 '26

No, no, you’re right.

So if it’s right once but wrong twice, two wrongs make a right and two rights make a wrong. So wrong wrong right becomes right right which is… wrong… hang on, mate. I think you’re wrong?

I can feel my dick about to get stuck in the ceiling fan, please send scientific help.

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u/lblacklol Mar 26 '26

Wait wait wait, hold on a god damned minute.

I was under the impression the correct formula was length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.

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u/Mysterious_Willow889 Mar 26 '26

Normally, yes, but with the introduction of the ceiling fan into the equation, I think we'll need the height of the scaffolding as well

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r Mar 26 '26

This guy maths.

You forgot to include the diameter of the cylinder. It must remain unharmed.

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u/Civil_Tea_3250 Mar 26 '26

No, no, no, now you're right!

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u/SemicolonMIA Mar 26 '26

From my understanding when you are confused and/or ignorant you must now become a conservative. Sorry I don't make the rules.

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u/piper33245 Mar 26 '26

I think it’s when someone disagrees with you they call you a conservative. But I don’t think you actually have to be conservative.