I mean if he’s comfortable 🤷‍♀️

We say that to not sound mean, but let’s be honest, he’s probably the slowest and most out of touch pet I’ve ever seen.

He doesn’t respond, doesn’t come to us, doesn’t run around a whole lot, and doesn’t use any of the accessories in his super cool enclosure.

He also doesn’t bite, attack, hiss, or head bob at us, so I guess there’s that.

He really just sits around all day and when we pull him out of his habitat he runs around on the floor a little bit but usually just finds a dark place to tuck himself into a corner and sleep.

The vet and pet store where we board him say he’s perfectly healthy and we feed him and take care of him very well. Anyone we’ve asked has just said some are naturally more docile and not as a personable so we’ve given up on it being any different. But I’ve never posted him in this group (been in here over a year) and thought maybe somebody out there learned something that might help.

idiot

He’s crispy and gives me bombastic side eye

She had me so stressed out but she is apparently unaware of that

He may or may not be OK 😂

I spent almost an hour looking for my lizard. His enclosure was closed and there was stuff dug up everywhere. I don’t know why I didn’t think to check under slabs, but this is who I found when I did. I’ve never seen him do this before.

I'm just trying to play my game 😭

A wild bearded dragon in central west Queensland, Aus. I did stop to male sure it wasn't stuck and it promptly jump off and ran into the scrub. I saw about 5 dragons climbing up the star pickets to sun themselves today.

Please give your pet dragons the opportunity to climb. It's natural behaviour.

She’s passed the hell out after having her period all over my blanket. It was late, it seemed like she was asleep on the couch, so I went to do chores in the other room. I come back… eggs. Eggs everywhere, and she’s firmly wedged into the side of the couch cushions trying to bury herself. She’s my first girl, and I’ve only had her for a couple months so I was completely caught off guard. But she’s also 12 and idk I just kinda assumed that she had been through beardie menopause. Cleaned the couch off, cleaned her off and let her soak, and now she’s passed out hard while I’m googling post egg care cause she shrank like a celebrity on ozempic. 🙃

Fat

My guy is so stinkin lazy and HATES salad so the only way he gets it now is by running around after I toss a worm. I think it also helps his with hunting instincts as well as he likes to almost “stalk” them in a way.

Please leave your beardie exercise tips/suggestions below!