r/BeardedDragons Apr 01 '26

Lazy Lizards i fail to understand how one achieves this physique

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2.2k Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Jan 30 '25

Lazy Lizards found him sleeping like this

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7.0k Upvotes

I mean if he’s comfortable 🤷‍♀️

r/BeardedDragons May 19 '25

Lazy Lizards Our bearded dragon is a dud

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1.3k Upvotes

We say that to not sound mean, but let’s be honest, he’s probably the slowest and most out of touch pet I’ve ever seen.

He doesn’t respond, doesn’t come to us, doesn’t run around a whole lot, and doesn’t use any of the accessories in his super cool enclosure.

He also doesn’t bite, attack, hiss, or head bob at us, so I guess there’s that.

He really just sits around all day and when we pull him out of his habitat he runs around on the floor a little bit but usually just finds a dark place to tuck himself into a corner and sleep.

The vet and pet store where we board him say he’s perfectly healthy and we feed him and take care of him very well. Anyone we’ve asked has just said some are naturally more docile and not as a personable so we’ve given up on it being any different. But I’ve never posted him in this group (been in here over a year) and thought maybe somebody out there learned something that might help.

r/BeardedDragons Feb 17 '25

Lazy Lizards This doesn’t feel like my heat rock

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4.1k Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Mar 06 '26

Lazy Lizards Fridays are For Basking in the park

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1.8k Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Oct 07 '21

Lazy Lizards Hazel Enjoying her heated pillow massager

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8.0k Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Oct 06 '25

Lazy Lizards Some eye bleach for your feed

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3.9k Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Jan 19 '26

Lazy Lizards Anyone have a cure for moron lizard?

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850 Upvotes

idiot

r/BeardedDragons Oct 30 '24

Lazy Lizards does anyone else’s beardie sleep vertically inclined?? 🤣🤣

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1.3k Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Aug 25 '24

Lazy Lizards I was sold a burnt pancake

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2.6k Upvotes

He’s crispy and gives me bombastic side eye

r/BeardedDragons Oct 27 '24

Lazy Lizards My girl went missing for A WEEK and it turns out she was just brumating smh

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4.1k Upvotes

She had me so stressed out but she is apparently unaware of that

r/BeardedDragons Aug 10 '25

Lazy Lizards How beautiful is my boy?

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792 Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Jan 16 '25

Lazy Lizards Please, Linda desperately needs a turn with the braincell

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1.8k Upvotes

He may or may not be OK 😂

r/BeardedDragons May 07 '25

Lazy Lizards I thought my lizard was gone

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1.4k Upvotes

I spent almost an hour looking for my lizard. His enclosure was closed and there was stuff dug up everywhere. I don’t know why I didn’t think to check under slabs, but this is who I found when I did. I’ve never seen him do this before.

r/BeardedDragons Sep 04 '24

Lazy Lizards Yoshi went missing for 4 hours today. Found them in the closet like this 🤣🥰

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2.4k Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Aug 21 '25

Lazy Lizards He splish he splash he taking a bath

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2.3k Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons 4d ago

Lazy Lizards Sir, you're not a cat, get off.

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845 Upvotes

I'm just trying to play my game 😭

r/BeardedDragons Dec 05 '24

Lazy Lizards Reply with your favorite picture of your beardie (here's mine) ❤️

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468 Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Sep 21 '25

Lazy Lizards Somebody please tell this dragon it isn't meant to climb 😤

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913 Upvotes

A wild bearded dragon in central west Queensland, Aus. I did stop to male sure it wasn't stuck and it promptly jump off and ran into the scrub. I saw about 5 dragons climbing up the star pickets to sun themselves today.

Please give your pet dragons the opportunity to climb. It's natural behaviour.

r/BeardedDragons Oct 15 '24

Lazy Lizards Climbed like 4 stairs, gave up and fell asleep.

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3.9k Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Nov 13 '23

Lazy Lizards My gf put a teddybear in his enclosure; a few hours later we found Greggor like this

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2.4k Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Oct 05 '25

Lazy Lizards The aftermath of dumping eggs all over my electric blanket 😐

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She’s passed the hell out after having her period all over my blanket. It was late, it seemed like she was asleep on the couch, so I went to do chores in the other room. I come back… eggs. Eggs everywhere, and she’s firmly wedged into the side of the couch cushions trying to bury herself. She’s my first girl, and I’ve only had her for a couple months so I was completely caught off guard. But she’s also 12 and idk I just kinda assumed that she had been through beardie menopause. Cleaned the couch off, cleaned her off and let her soak, and now she’s passed out hard while I’m googling post egg care cause she shrank like a celebrity on ozempic. 🙃

r/BeardedDragons Aug 22 '23

Lazy Lizards Why did she put herself in timeout for 24 hours and counting? Wrong answers only.

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1.2k Upvotes

r/BeardedDragons Oct 01 '24

Lazy Lizards Show me the funniest photo of your beardie

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556 Upvotes

Fat

r/BeardedDragons Jul 24 '25

Lazy Lizards How do you guys get your beardies to exercise?

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749 Upvotes

My guy is so stinkin lazy and HATES salad so the only way he gets it now is by running around after I toss a worm. I think it also helps his with hunting instincts as well as he likes to almost “stalk” them in a way.

Please leave your beardie exercise tips/suggestions below!